Differences...

Fiat and Ambassador
This one occured when we were driving...
Q: What is the difference between a Fiat and an Ambassador?
A: An ambassador can pee in the VIP lounge of the MEA, but a Fiat can't even pee, forget the VIP lounge....

Muscles, tissues, cells...
Inspiration from high school biology:
Q: What is the difference between muscle and tissue?
A: You can blow your nose into a tissue, but you can't blow your nose into a muscle...

Modes of transport
Q: What is the difference between bus and car?
A: You can say बस कर but you can't say कर बस ...

Its pre-ordained

Daane daane pe likha hey... khaane waale ka naam
Goli goli pe likha hey... marne waale ka naam
Paise paise pe likha hey... ... ... RBI governer ka naam!

Left or right hand wheel drive?

The handlebar of a bicycle is in the centre of the vehicle.
The handlebar of a motorcycle is in the centre of the vehicle.
The steering of an autorickshaw is also in the centre of the vehicle.
Then why is it that the steering wheel of a car is placed either on the right side or left side of the vehicle and never in the centre?

A: Dude, have you noticed the positioning of the gear stick?

Fair and Lovely ad

It is my life's dream to shoot an ad for Fair and Lovely. Here's the script:
Amitabh Bachan, wearing a black turtleneck turns aroudn to face the camera, as it zooms on his face. Stroking his chin with the trademark chalk white beard, he says "aap ko kya lagta hey, maine baal dhoop mein safed kiye?"